blue-eyed-hanji:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO NEED TO MIND HIS OWN DAMN BUSINESS

TACO LICKS BOOTY

posted 47 minutes ago with 140,229 notes

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

posted 1 hour ago with 8,839 notes

tj:

Astoundingly awful story of “every day” sexism and racism from @iSmashFizzle.

If you can’t read it here, see this timeline that I put together.

(Thanks to Matt for explaining how Twitter’s timeline feature wörks.)

posted 5 hours ago with 9,626 notes


  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

posted 5 hours ago with 247,984 notes

"All about that bass" is problematic but it makes me and my friends feel good about ourselves so I think it’s a really body positive song.

iamshadowthehedgehog:

yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did

holy shit

posted 8 hours ago with 15,359 notes

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

Excuse me while I wallow in self depreciation at the realization that I should never be proud of my accomplishments ever

mayorvillager:

Agnes gave the mayor a desert camo tee, perfect for blending in with the ground when he collects buttfruit perfect peaches. making dead trees is a tedious process.

sorry Apple, the fashion world is an ever-changing monster.

posted 14 hours ago with 502 notes

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.  @KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

posted 14 hours ago with 86,310 notes

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

posted 14 hours ago with 617,068 notes

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]


Some legends are told Some turn to dust or to gold But you will remember me Remember me for centuries

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries

posted 14 hours ago with 197 notes

jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

posted 14 hours ago with 235,034 notes