xyuwa:

What time is it? Attacking time! 

posted 2 minutes ago with 25,331 notes

IT ACTUALLY HAS THE SHARK FIN THO

IT ACTUALLY HAS THE SHARK FIN THO

I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them down and interrogate them about me – or you, because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit about you. Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.
posted 1 day ago with 2,726 notes

geolu:

Jean Kirstein, master flirt.

Dialogue blatantly ripped from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

full

posted 1 day ago with 33,264 notes

Anonymous asked: Which blogs have been terminated?

lucifersalterego:

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paintdeath:

subsiding:

Pizza
Orgasm
Cumfort
Phobias
ffxded
sorelatable
Listoflifehacks
uncompared
relahvant
Saint
Departured

This is so funny Im yelling….

Im pissed

Wait why are blogs being terminated?

3rd party ads or something

posted 1 day ago with 3,266 notes

striderswag:

i don’t draw boys

striderswag:

i don’t draw boys

posted 1 day ago with 3,812 notes

yarrahs-life:

theignorantparadox:

penguins-fly-here:

Too cute for her own good and she already knows how to pose ❤❤


😍

Nooo stop it.

yarrahs-life:

theignorantparadox:

penguins-fly-here:

Too cute for her own good and she already knows how to pose ❤❤

😍

Nooo stop it.

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

image

posted 1 day ago with 36,980 notes

So I really don’t wanna hound my mom cause she gave me life and everything but she owes me like $400

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes

hehenyek:

Tattoed hubbies collab with supertalented luxememoria

posted 2 days ago with 1,494 notes

king-of-tramps:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

All hail the queen

posted 2 days ago with 159,701 notes

posted 2 days ago with 560 notes

tangledbeast:

I love that Doopliss had a bathtub and shower curtain in his room because it implies:
A. This is a ghost who bathes regularly
B. This is a ghost that wants privacy while he bathes. Which is pretty stupid considering anyone entering the room has a full view of the tub, plus there’s a giant ass window right in front of it
???

tangledbeast:

I love that Doopliss had a bathtub and shower curtain in his room because it implies:

A. This is a ghost who bathes regularly

B. This is a ghost that wants privacy while he bathes. Which is pretty stupid considering anyone entering the room has a full view of the tub, plus there’s a giant ass window right in front of it

???

posted 2 days ago with 103 notes